- The is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can;t see Chuck Norris then you probably only seconds away from death
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
- Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father