Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris February Fast Five
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out Chuck Norris is what Willis is talking about Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice Chuck Norris once broke the world landspeed record on a bicycle that was missing a chain and a back tyre Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food
Chuck Norris January Fast Five
The is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can;t see Chuck Norris then you probably only seconds away from death If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you Chuck Norris…
Chuck Norris November Fast Five
The only thing that gets between Chuck Norris and justice is an equal sign. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face. Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first. The reason…